Thursday, April 10, 2008

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Sweet Jesus In A Birchbark Canoe.

I am without words. Although I had a few in the comments section.

Geekologie via Zombie Fights Shark

In case you're lazy, like me, and don't click the link, here's what I said, and it bears repeating, because I can't remember the last time I was so enraged:

"quiet reverie"?

"be a hero"?

I love the guys during the "jam session". As though in your entire life you'd ever find anyone dumb enough to buy this with you, and then proclaim their stupidity by standing next to you and performing.

PS: the guy "shredding" the electric guitar looks like he's tickling someone's ballsack. And he looks like he's no stranger to THAT motion.

I feel like we need to atone for this. For humanity. Perhaps we should kill every person every associated with this idea in front of their children on Christmas. Or something.

Well, Earth was good while it lasted. I think I hear the sounds of the invasion...